05-09-2013, 05:09 AM
Hi there, and welcome back to Part Two of "Cash For Flunkers!"
Let's welcome back again my brother John, and his wife, Betty Leno.
Hi George , thanks for having us back again.
"Hi George, we are very happy with our first trade. Now we would
like to trade our daughter Abigale. We used to call her Abby for short.
But she has been calling herself Stabby."
"Why is she calling herself Stabby?", asked George Leno.
"Because she likes to pierce things George, anything!"
Hence the name Stabby Abby; I get it now.
Folks, would you please welcome, Stabby Abby!
Oh wow! Am I on TV now?
"Did you know there is a full free bar back stage? It's just like
the last punk rock concert I went to."
"Hello Stabby, I see you found the booze. Why don't you have a
seat on the couch over there next to your Mom."
"Ok, Uncle Georgie." burp!...
"Ahh, this is a comfy couch."
"George as you can see she dresses like a Tramp."
"I also doubt she is still a virgin."
"Well , have your tried talking to her about it?"
"About what George, the dressing like a Tramp or the not being
a Virgin?"
"Well, both the Tramp and the Slut part, I suppose."
"Yes, and I just give up! So I want to trade her."
Stabby Abby has passed out on the couch.
"Well, let's wake her up and get on with the "Cash For Flunkers"!
Hey, Stabby Abby, wake up! Unky George has a surprise for you
down in the garage.Go on down there with your Mom and see what
we have for you."
"Huh, something for me? Damn, I hope its a car."
"I'm sure you will be surprised!"
"Well, come on Mom, you old bag, let's go get my car so I can
blow this joint."
"Ewwwww, I don't feel so good."
"I think I drank to much Jack Daniel's."
"Erp erp erp!"
"She does this all the time, always coming home drunk and
puking all over the place."
"Well, let's get her downstairs before she barfs all over the place."
"Don't fall down the stairs, Abigale," her mother warns.
"Mom, you stupid witch, I told you my name is Stabby!
Cool, it looks like a yellow Corvette!
"Awesome! I am so out of here!"
"Go on in and try it out, Honey."
"Shut up, Mom!"
"Cool, its brand new!"
"Hey, who are you guys? Let go of me. I'm going to stab you
with my knife."
"Not so fast!", says a man's voice, and he takes the knife away
from Stabby Abby before she knows what happens.
"What do you want?" Stabby Abby screams.
"Well, Stabby Abby, you have been traded in on "Cash For Flunkers", and
since you have flunked every class you have, your parents have decided
to trade you in on a 'New School Efficient Student' Oh yeah, you also suck
as a human being."
"But I did my homework a couple of times. What will happen to me?"
"Oh, you will be traded to a family in South Africa that needs a child
that does not want to go to school, so they have lots of time to work
out in the fields, and help harvest the crops and tend the goats."
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!", she screams.
"Don't worry folks., none of the children are harmed, but simply
traded to families in third world countries that have children that
want to go to school. So it works out nice for everybody.
Let's go and see what trade we got for Stabby Abby.
Betty looks a little nervous.
"Holy Cow! What a beautiful trade. I think we have another
winner here."
But does mom approve?
Yes, she accepts the trade wholeheartedly.
"I love you mom!"
I like school better than milking cows and shoveling manure all day.
So Betty, what do you think of your New School Efficient daughter,
now called Abigale?
All I can say is 'good bye Stabby Abby'! We love "Cash For Flunkers!"
What a great deal!"
"I have to agree, the old Stabby Abby was down right scary."
The "New School Efficient" Abby is great! I feel safe around her already.
Thanks "Cash For Flunkers!"
We hope you enjoyed Part Two of "Cash For Flunkers".
Please join us for the final episode of Cash For Flunkers tomorrow
when , John and Betty make there final trade.
We will be meeting Little Johnny.
That's all the time we have for today. We will see you next time
on the final episode of "Cash For Flunkers!"
The End of part 2.. Thanks for reading!