25-09-2013, 11:58 PM
Hi there! My name is George Leno and welcome to the
Final Episode (finally) of "Cash For Flunkers!", the show where
you can trade in your D and F student for a more "School Efficient Student"!
We have had a very interesting show-off of this Spoof-of-a-Spoof Show.
We have turned up a possible case of Baby Mix-Up at the hospital.
Let's welcome back all of our guests. Starting with my brother and his wife -
John and Betty Leno and their son, the child in question, Little Johnny.
"Thanks, George. We are so ready for the DNA results," says John Leno.
Hi, Uncle George, says Little Johnny, I like those other Pirate people.
Are they ones you think I got mixed up with?"
Also, lets welcome the one and only, Captain Jack Black Sparrow,
his lovely wife Laura and their son, Jack Jr.
"Hello, Mr. Leno. Thanks for the ride in the limo, I especially enjoyed
all the rum on the way here."
"Your welcome Mr.Sparrow, the limo driver tells me you drank the whole bottle."
"Aye mayte, that is Captain Jack Sparrow! I did not go to all those years
of Pirate School to be called Mr.Sparrow."
"My apologies Captain Sparrow."
"OK, well I have the DNA results here in my hand. The test results for Little Johnny and Jack Jr.
"Oh honey , I'm so nervous."
"Is there anything anyone wants to say before I read the results?"
"Get on with it, man!!! I aint got all day!"
"OK, anyone else?"
"Yes, I would like to tell Jack Jr. that we love him no matter what the results."
"Me and Mom love you too, son."
"Thanks Dad. I love you and mom too."
"Lotta love in this room."
"So, are you ready for the Moment of Truth?"
"Here are the DNA results for Little Johnny and Jack Jr."
"Folks, they are your own children! There was no mix up at
the hospital."
"Those little Flunkers belong to you!"
"Haaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaa!!! Haaaaaaaa!!"
.........................The End.................................
Hey everybody, I hope you enjoyed reading "Cash for Flunkers" as
much as I enjoyed writing it. Having children of my own it was
relatively easy to write. Please leave me a comment and let
me know what you think.
Thanks for reading and happy simming!