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There's a nip in the air, the cold won't be good for my crops, it never is.

[Not bad, even found the apostrophe!]

Bambinatum est maggitum.

Bambinatum est maggitum

(what the wotsit does that mean? Oh I googled it & see it's Jarsie9's personal motto!)

A knife of the keenest steel requires the whetstone, and the wisest man needs advice

A knife of the keeneset sttel requires a whetstone and the wisest man needs advice.

[Slight hiccup there!]

A fool flatters himself, a wise man flatters the fool.

A fool flatters himse, a wiseman flatters a fool.

As I would not be a slave, I would not be a master.

As I would not be a slave, I would not be a master.

Hoorah!

We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

We are all in the hgutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

Not too shabby!

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Knowledge is knowing tomato is a fruit; wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really widely reported.

Donzens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really widely reported.

DONZENS!!!

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alice.

Let me guess. Someone stole your sweet roll.

Let me geuss, someone stole youe serrt gill.

Like sands through the hour glass, so is the days of our lives.