"You want extra pepperoni with that?"
Conquor the North Pole!
Hold on, that's going to take a while.
Look at this post.
Okay.
Listen to Justin Bieber! Muahahahaah
Can't I have my toenails pulled out instead? It would be more bearable.
Bring me the head of John The Baptist!
That's tricky... will you accept this flying pig instead?! He's cuter.
Find me a choc-chip brioche to dunk in my coffee.
I don't know what that is!
Go get me a 70" television and install it in my room!
Oops, sorry. It's a nice sweet,buttery sort of French bread/pastry that I like for breakfast at the weekend.
Would a 70" TV fit in your room?!
Sort out my recycling and take it out to the bins (I feel too lazy to do it today).
Okay, that seems easy enough!
It prolly wouldn't fit in my room but make it fit!
Go buy me new socks!
*stretches walls of Paul's room using power of mind*
I love shopping for socks! Here you go!
Make my dinner (pizza and salad, please, and a glass of wine), thank you.
Gets pizza.
Gets salad
Try the wine!
Fetch me a bunny with a pancake on its head!