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This game is very simple. Threaten whoever you want for (hopefully) no reason at all.
Doesn't have to make sense, doesn't have to be funny. Just fill it with all kinds of pointless, stupid threats.
Who knows maybe you'll remember one and use it on somebody someday


So I'll start with the one in the subject box.


Don't make me throw a possum at you!

Don't make me talk to you in a baby voice.

Billy Bob, you finish them chores or Sis ain't goin' to the prom with you!

Don't make me eat your cupcakes!

If you don't stop my imaginary friend will come and hit you with a bat.

Don't make me tape your eyelids open.

Take Mary Sue to the prom or I'll blackmail you.

Don't make me tie your teeth to a door and slam it shut.

D:

Eat your veggies or Grandpa will give you another spanking.

Don't make me get the leather out.