The 'Have you ever...' Game

[Minty]

Yes, as I was typing up an article about ghosts for my employer of the time's newspaper's halloween edition.

After peeling myself off the ceiling, went outside and it was a thrush. It was in a bad way so had to take it to the local animal hospital (in the middle of nowhere by an abandoned quarry). It didn't make it to the next day unfortunately.

Have you ever been so "not with it" in the morning, you've take a towel from the bathroom and stuffed it into the fridge instead of the washing machine?

Yep!