11-08-2009, 06:38 PM
This has to be the best site in the world (besides this one {blush}). It is so funny! Here are some new entries that are funny..
Today, I was in a fight with my dad, and taking some inspiration from Hermione, I called him a foul loathsome evil little cockroach. In response, he said, "At least I'm not a filthy little mudblood!" I have never been more offended in my life. MLIA
Today, I realised that when it's dark outside you can see my silouette through my bathroom window. I decided this would be brilliant opportunity for a shadow puppet show. After I was done I heard the old lady across the street clapping. I felt appreciated. MLIA.
Today, I yelled AVADA KEDAVRA! from the second story of a mall, pointing at the people on the floor below. To my intense satisfaction, some guy pretended to die dramatically and dropped to the floor.MLIA.
Today, while shopping for school supplies, I heard a girl telling her dad she wanted a Jonas Brothers binder. The dad replied "NO! THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE GAY!" I laughed. MLIA
Today I saw 2 birds hooking up on my roof outside my window. A young chickadee flew over and started to watch. I felt he was too young to be viewing such a graphic act so I tapped on the window and broke it up. I feel like I made a difference in how the chickadee will develop morally. MLIA
Today, I was driving behind a truck towing a trailer that said "Caution: Horses" on the back. The was actually only one horse in that trailer, whose tail was perfectly covering the "s" at the end of "Horses." I was proud of this horse because he was undoubtedly trying his hardest to make the description on the trailer accurate. MLIA
Today, at church, I realized how much our priest looks like Dumbledore. From that point on, I pretended that everything he said was secretly about defeating Voldemort. It was the most fun I've ever had at mass. MLIA
Today, I was walking on the beach when I saw two groups of seagulls standing around. One group was primarily black seagulls, the other mainly white. Then I noticed a white seagull in the black group and a black seagull in the white group. I was glad they were working towards racial integration. MLIA
http://mylifeisaverage.com/ Check it out!
Today, I was in a fight with my dad, and taking some inspiration from Hermione, I called him a foul loathsome evil little cockroach. In response, he said, "At least I'm not a filthy little mudblood!" I have never been more offended in my life. MLIA
Today, I realised that when it's dark outside you can see my silouette through my bathroom window. I decided this would be brilliant opportunity for a shadow puppet show. After I was done I heard the old lady across the street clapping. I felt appreciated. MLIA.
Today, I yelled AVADA KEDAVRA! from the second story of a mall, pointing at the people on the floor below. To my intense satisfaction, some guy pretended to die dramatically and dropped to the floor.MLIA.
Today, while shopping for school supplies, I heard a girl telling her dad she wanted a Jonas Brothers binder. The dad replied "NO! THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE GAY!" I laughed. MLIA
Today I saw 2 birds hooking up on my roof outside my window. A young chickadee flew over and started to watch. I felt he was too young to be viewing such a graphic act so I tapped on the window and broke it up. I feel like I made a difference in how the chickadee will develop morally. MLIA
Today, I was driving behind a truck towing a trailer that said "Caution: Horses" on the back. The was actually only one horse in that trailer, whose tail was perfectly covering the "s" at the end of "Horses." I was proud of this horse because he was undoubtedly trying his hardest to make the description on the trailer accurate. MLIA
Today, at church, I realized how much our priest looks like Dumbledore. From that point on, I pretended that everything he said was secretly about defeating Voldemort. It was the most fun I've ever had at mass. MLIA
Today, I was walking on the beach when I saw two groups of seagulls standing around. One group was primarily black seagulls, the other mainly white. Then I noticed a white seagull in the black group and a black seagull in the white group. I was glad they were working towards racial integration. MLIA
http://mylifeisaverage.com/ Check it out!