01-02-2010, 05:50 PM
Post your jokes here!
I came across this one and thought it was funny:
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.
âYou all have obsessions,â he observed.
To the first mother, he said, âMary, you are obsessed with eating. Youâve even named your daughter Candy.â
He turned to the second Mom: âAnn, your obsession is with money. Again it manifests itself in your childâs name, Penny.â
He turned to the third Mom: âJoyce, your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your childâs name, Brandy.â
At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand, and whispered, âCome on, Dick, this guy has no idea what heâs talking about. Letâs pick up Peter and Willy from school and go get dinner.â
EDIT:
Here's another one:
walk in the bedroom and says, âHoney, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache.â
The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, âIf you werenât such an idiot, youâd know thatâs a sheep, not a cow.â
The guy replies, âIf you werenât such a presumptuous bitch, youâd realize I was talking to the sheep.â
XD
I came across this one and thought it was funny:
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children.
âYou all have obsessions,â he observed.
To the first mother, he said, âMary, you are obsessed with eating. Youâve even named your daughter Candy.â
He turned to the second Mom: âAnn, your obsession is with money. Again it manifests itself in your childâs name, Penny.â
He turned to the third Mom: âJoyce, your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your childâs name, Brandy.â
At this point, the fourth mother, Kathy, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand, and whispered, âCome on, Dick, this guy has no idea what heâs talking about. Letâs pick up Peter and Willy from school and go get dinner.â
EDIT:
Here's another one:
walk in the bedroom and says, âHoney, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache.â
The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, âIf you werenât such an idiot, youâd know thatâs a sheep, not a cow.â
The guy replies, âIf you werenât such a presumptuous bitch, youâd realize I was talking to the sheep.â
XD