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Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines - BroadwayBeckons - 30-04-2009 10:07 PM
"The word for the night is legs, legs go back to my room and spread the word."
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines - Majick - 30-04-2009 10:07 PM
ROFL Oh man that one is so old xD
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines - BroadwayBeckons - 30-04-2009 10:09 PM
"If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays?"
So bad.
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines - -[gooey kablooey]- - 30-04-2009 10:47 PM
ROFL XD
I gots lots.
"You look life my first wife! (how many have you had?) none."
"It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? [Is it really your birthday?] No, but how about a kiss anyway?"
"Guy: Baby, your body is a wonderland!
Girl: That's funny, because yours is a wasteland!" (okay not really a pickup line but I love it xD)
"You smell lets go take a shower." xD
"He says, "I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips." She says, "Bet's on." He kisses her then says, "I lost."
"Want to compare tan lines?"
"Owwwwww, are you a bee with some hunny, cuz you just stung me."
Kay I better stop before I have too much fun posting these.
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines - gothika - 30-04-2009 10:54 PM
XD
ROFL. "Let's get in the shower"
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines - BroadwayBeckons - 30-04-2009 11:06 PM
"If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous."
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines - Majick - 30-04-2009 11:09 PM
LOL.
I've never heard that one xD
"Are those space pants? Cause that butt is out of this world!"
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines - BroadwayBeckons - 30-04-2009 11:11 PM
"Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag."
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines - CountryGal4132 - 30-04-2009 11:12 PM
lol, that one's good {lol}
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines - BroadwayBeckons - 30-04-2009 11:19 PM
"The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue."