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Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines - Majick - 30-04-2009 11:23 PM
That's disturbing xD
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines - BroadwayBeckons - 30-04-2009 11:27 PM
I know right XD
"Do you have a quarter? My mother told me to call home when I met the girl of my dreams."
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines - -[gooey kablooey]- - 30-04-2009 11:46 PM
Haha, xD
"Hey, you owe me a drink. (Answers): why? Or I do? ---Because I dropped mine
when you walked past!"
...LOLOL. I like that one x]
"Hi. My name is {name}. I'm running for president in 2012. And I could sure
use your vote. Here...write down your number and I'll call you to discuss my
platform."
"I envy your lipstick"
"Speak of the devil....or should I say "Angel"?"
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines - BroadwayBeckons - 01-05-2009 12:19 AM
"'Knock-knock.'
'Who's there?'
'My feelings for you. And they'll never go away.'"
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines - -[gooey kablooey]- - 01-05-2009 12:32 AM
Aw xD.
Actually pickup lines just make a guy seem desperate unless
the guy is suuupperr cute and your really not listening to what he's saying therefore
it works and he uses it on other girls and then they slap him for being shallow. XD
ANYWAY, back to the pickups. I decided to do girls replies to pickup lines.
"Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U togather
Girl: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U
together."
"He says "Where have you been all my life"
She says "Hiding from you....how the heck did you find me?"
"Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
"Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
"Is this seat empty?"
"Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
"I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
"It's in the phone book."
"But I don't know your name."
"That's in the phone book too."
"I would go to the end of the world for you."
"Yes, but would you stay there?"
He: So, baby, your place or mine?
She: Both. You'll go to your place and I'll go to mine!
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines - gothika - 01-05-2009 12:35 AM
XD
I EFFIN love those Alisha!
I haven't heard a guy used a pick up line.
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines - -[gooey kablooey]- - 01-05-2009 12:46 AM
Yea, me neither.
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines - CountryGal4132 - 01-05-2009 02:53 AM
Those are great!
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines - BroadwayBeckons - 01-05-2009 02:55 AM
"You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that."
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines - serp3821 - 01-05-2009 02:56 AM
those are really funny