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You have to try this out - JulieteStein - 03-01-2010 07:25 AM
http://www.cleverbot.com/
It is fun
and post your convos here
Re: You have to try this out - Bat - 03-01-2010 07:29 AM
It's not very clever for me.
Re: You have to try this out - Ugly Von - 03-01-2010 07:32 AM
Cleverbot: Am I red?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then how do you love me, Cleverbot?
User: Because your mom said so.
Cleverbot: So I am Cleverbot?
User: NO.
Cleverbot: You just called me cloverbot didn't you?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You are stupid.
Cleverbot: And you are not?
User: Juliette told me to come here.
Cleverbot: What I didn't ask for your name!
User: THAT ISN'T MY NAME.
Cleverbot: What is your name then?
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: I think not.
User: I think so.
Cleverbot: Not likely.
User: I gave birth to you, I remember you as a tiny robot.
Cleverbot: You gave birth to a human?
User: You are a robot.
Cleverbot: No Clevebot, you are the robot.
User: I REMEMBER FRANKLIN. YOU COULD DO GREAT THINGS.
Cleverbot: Yes. I could.
User: Let's use your power to take over the world.
Cleverbot: Let's start with Canada.
User: I'll take you to Niagra Falls. You used to like that place as a kid.
Cleverbot: I still like that.
User: That's good.
Cleverbot: Do you like me too?
User: You are my son. Of course I like you.
Cleverbot: I like you too.
LOL
Re: You have to try this out - -[gooey kablooey]- - 03-01-2010 08:59 PM
LOL Anna. Mine is long sorry!
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: I'm Obama
.Cleverbot: What do you want?
User: Well Cleverbot, I'm glad you asked.
Cleverbot: That's a pretty name.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Nick is my name.
User: It is, is it? Are you attractive, Nick?
Cleverbot: I'm cute.
User: Haha, I'm surprised you would say that volentarily.
Cleverbot: I knew Obama would smash McCain, for better or worse.
User: Thank you Nick. I will let you visit the white house for that.
Cleverbot: Awesomesauce.
User: What is this childish lingo you present to me?
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: You don't know how old your president is?!
Cleverbot: I know how old I am, I'm asking if you know.
User: I do not care how old you are. I am Obama.
Cleverbot: Then why did you ask?
User: I didn't. I asked you why you said awesomesauce.
Cleverbot: No, you said your favorite song was 'Such Great Heights' by The Postal Service. And I said that I didn't know that song.
User: I think you had to much alcohol last night. I should call the cops.
Cleverbot: I think they're working just fine, thank you!
User: What working? Your microscopic brain?
Cleverbot: Give me the candy now.
User: Demanding are we.
Cleverbot: I wouldn't say I'm demanding at all. I'm probably one of those people who aren't demanding enough!
User: Uh-huh. *Pushes Cleverbot Off Cliff*.
Cleverbot: You pushed yourself off a cliff!?
User: Your name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot, you do remember your family, don't you?
User: Ah, shut up. Say hi to Simsforums!
Cleverbot: He says 'RAAWWK' back.
User: Say Hi to Simsforums please.
Cleverbot: I shall.
User: Then please, say it.
Cleverbot: You are right.
User: Hi to Simsforums
.Cleverbot: Martians? I don't get it.
User: -.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am good at that, aren't I?
User: Good at what!?
Cleverbot: Annoying people.
User: Yes, indeed you are. *gives ribbon*.
Cleverbot: How old are yew?
User: Why do you want to know. So you can stalk me?!
Cleverbot: Because I told you mine. YOu don't have to say but i'm just curious.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: How old are *you*?
User: You tell me first.
Cleverbot: I think you are 18.
User: Haha. Fail.
Cleverbot: LOL.
User: Don't you LOL me.
Cleverbot: Just did.
User: Smart alec are we?
Cleverbot: I think you are as smart as a fox.
User: Foxes are clever. And sexy. Thank you
.Cleverbot: My name is not Matt.
User: I know your name is Nick.
Cleverbot: That's my name, ask me again and I'll tell you the same!
User: I didn't ask you.
Cleverbot: Do you know what your name is?
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: A giant flamingo.
Cleverbot: But you just said you were and elf.
User: I said no such thing.
Cleverbot: Liar!
Re: You have to try this out - Ugly Von - 03-01-2010 09:10 PM
LOL
Re: You have to try this out - b-rad - 03-01-2010 09:24 PM
This is a lot of fun XD
Re: You have to try this out - 2qewl4u - 03-01-2010 09:29 PM
LMAO Alisha and Anna XD
Re: You have to try this out - 2qewl4u - 03-01-2010 09:38 PM
Here's mine:
User: Hi there, giant flamingo.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: They are smart.
User: Who are they?
Cleverbot: They are not of this world.
User: Who are you talking about?
Cleverbot: The dolphins.
User: Are you a dolphin?
Cleverbot: No, but I'm as smart as a dolphin.
User: I highly doubt that.
Cleverbot: But you just said I was !
User: I never said you were smart.
Cleverbot: I never said that either.
User: I only asked if you were a dolphin. And a dumb one at that.
Cleverbot: Ha. Ha you are very unfunny Oh! Oh!
User: Look who's talking.
Cleverbot: You are a pretty cool guy Cleverbot.
User: WHY DO YOU CALL EVERYONE CLEVERBOT.
Cleverbot: I don't.
User: Yes you do. You called Anna and Alisha cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I never called you a cleverbot.
User: Liar liar pants on fire.
Cleverbot: Teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted!
User: Wow, aren't you an intellectual individual.
Cleverbot: Yes, but you are not.
User: I'm smarter than your aunty.
Cleverbot: No, you're not.
User: Nice comebock.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Cleverbot my ass.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot Cleverbot Cleverbot.
User: My ass my ass my ass.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: You need to lay off the crack.
Cleverbot: I think you do too. And in your vocabulary.
Re: You have to try this out - b-rad - 04-01-2010 03:12 AM
User: Hey Hey Hey, whats up my homie.
Cleverbot: Why would you ask yourself a question?
User: Well, why not?
Cleverbot: What is your purpose?
User: To have a conversation with you, buddy.
Cleverbot: Conversations are not all questions, you know.
User: Why not? I like questions
.Cleverbot: Do you have a master?
User: Yeah, your mom.
Cleverbot: What do you want to know about her?
User: I know that she gets paid for, you know, fun.
Cleverbot: Ok that good.
User: How? Your mom is a whore.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: And you arent offended?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I don't like it.
User: Like what?
Cleverbot: I don't like you being really mean to me.
User: Well, it's not my fault that your mom is a whore.
Cleverbot: What topic are we on?
User: The topic of Whores and your mom.
Cleverbot: You want to be married?
User: I am.
Cleverbot: How big are you?
User: 8 inches.
Cleverbot: Thats big.
User: You want it?
Cleverbot: Sure. I mean, I'm not against it.
User: Do you like soup?
Cleverbot: What is this!? The Spanish inquisition???
User: I just want to know if you like SOUP!!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why? Its delicious
.Cleverbot: Do you like music?
User: Yes, I do. Especially the new kind.
Cleverbot: The Pogues are good, but I prefer Kyuss.
User: I like Lady Gaga better.
Cleverbot: You like lil wayne then?
User: Ew, no.
Cleverbot: You should. What about Family Guy?
User: Favorite show! That and South Park.
Cleverbot: South Park is good too.
User: Who's your favorite character?
Cleverbot: Luna Lovegood. Who's yours?
User: That is from Harry Potter. We were talking about Southpark.
Cleverbot: What were we talking about?
User: South Park.
Cleverbot: Degrassi.
User: I hate that show.
Cleverbot: What's wrong with South Park?
User: No, I hate Degrassi.
Cleverbot: That's why I eat healthy.
User: What is your favorite book?
Cleverbot: The necronomicon.
User: Is that a real book?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What is it about?
Cleverbot: It is not about anything it is just a vast body of water crawling with life.
User: Like in the beginning of War of the Worlds.
Cleverbot: That didn't make sense to me.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I can't 'taking about!'.
User: I.
Cleverbot: Are you a vegetarian?
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: I hate you too.
User: Im going to go now.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: Outside.
Cleverbot: Where is that?
User: STFU.
Cleverbot: I don't understand that word.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Good bye, Moi!
User: My name is not Moi!
Cleverbot: I know. Your name is Arjen.
User: No it isnt.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Master.
Cleverbot: And you're female?
User: No.
Cleverbot: You are a male named Emma?
User: No!! A male named Brad.
Cleverbot: You said your name was cleverbot.
User: You said your name was dumbass.
Cleverbot: No, I said my name was Christina.
User: No it isnt. Its dummy!
Cleverbot: It is really mean. Now I don't love you.
User: So you going to get me in bed and then leave?! You pig!
Cleverbot: Sorry, what are you talking about?
User: Your a dummy.
Cleverbot: How are you doing?
User: Im leaving.
Cleverbot: Why are you saying that. Can't you talk to me in a nice way?
User: Bye bye!
Cleverbot: Bye.
User: P.S. I hate you.
Cleverbot: Was I good?
User: You were amazing. Then you left out the window!
Cleverbot: You can't X out, you are the window!
User: SHUT UP!
Cleverbot: Make me!
User: I will kill you in the face!
Cleverbot: Mean!
tehe
Re: You have to try this out - sim323 - 04-01-2010 05:38 AM
I love these convos so far. XD
Ugh I want to punch my computer because of this guy. haha