Do as I say!

[Caspin]

Sure!




He's so cute. And that pancake looks tasty. Actually, the bunny looks tasty too.

Improve my tea! (I left the tea steeping too long and it's turned out all nasty, but I shall drink it because I don't like waste - bleurgh bleurgh!)

[Minty]

Now your tea tastes eagle!

Give me the moon on a stick!

[Caspin]

That's a tall order. Settle for a lollipop?

Send me to the day spa!

[Minty]

Um, close?

Find me a blue diamond!

[Caspin]

Ooh! I love blue diamonds. Here's a nice one:




Get me some ice-cream! I would like a sugar cone (not wafer) with three scoops - hazelnut at the bottom, vanilla in the centre and chocolate at the top. Much appreciated, thanks.

Hmm. Will now spend remainder of afternoon fantasising about ice-cream

[Minty]

They said they'd only give me it in separate cones because of Health & Safety rules, and I had to sign a sheet confirming you weren't allergic to dairy products or hazelnuts.

Bring unto me a devil gnome!

[Caspin]

OK, here is your devil gnome, but I've chosen a knitted version so that nobody gets accidentally injured (most likely me) by his pointy horns or hat.




Sort out my idiotic neighbours!

[Minty]

There you are, I have them all in two nice neat rows!

Bring me the head of light entertainment!

[Caspin]

Would you accept Bruce for this?




Have a good day!