Flying wheelie bin

[Minty]

I'm so happy for you both in your non-freezing, non-bucketing with rain world and hope you don't get eaten by fire ants or giant spiders don't come and poo in your breakfast cereal or anything to spoil your lovely sunny day, no really I don't.







Now more relatives have invited themselves up for the weekend. Sure, no problem, phone us with two hours before your arrival so we have to run around like idiots getting the spare bedroom ready and getting extra bread and milk in, we don't mind, it's only two in the afternoon and all the local shops are out of fresh bread by now, running around town playing "hunt the loaf" is so much fun.
Then don't turn up for another four hours after the two hours you said you'd arrive.


With colds we will all catch off you.


(Yes, I feel better now!)