The Waggoner Diary! (temp. on hold)

[Ollie]

Finally a new update that shall confuse the hell out of you.

With the eco-friendly Daniel in the house we were officially going green with solar panels.

Kristina finally grabbed herself a full-time job in the cooking career!

The paparazzi appeared to be all over my family.

I finally finished writing the hot hell!

umm I don't think young girls are supposed to be reading pregnancy books.

Woohoo! We got a new deep-fyer and an ice-cream maker!

Oh god! Kristina caught me with Daniels mother, now this is going to be a sticky situation.

I started a new humour book named "the humorous adventures of the old granny"

On the night that Kristina caught me with Daniels mother-Shante Levy-I planned to bite Daniel in the night, but I ended up biting my daughter.

Just look at her face as I bit her!

A couple of days filled with silence passed when Shante came over to announce horrible news. She was pregnant with my child. Oh god what have I done?

Daniel was most defiantly horrified after being told that his girlfriend (kristina) was going to his half sister or step sister or something somehow related to him soon.

Then it came. My new child, Tosha.

Well now Kristina was officially a vampire.

It came to no surprise that she then turned Daniel into a vampire with her.

I went off and finished my humour book.

After work the next day I got a call. Shante wanted me to have nothing to do with Tosha.

Well, what on earth have I done?