Could someone please chuck the Naked Rambler into a big patch of nettles?

[Minty]

Update - they released him because they were scared of him being chucked out in winter & freezing to death. Personally I've have thought dying of exposure would have been rather apt.

He walked through Kelso and "just happened" to pass by some football parks where young boys were playing. Amazing the number of times he just so happens to pass by areas with children, not that he's trying to get himself arrested or anything

The Sun newspaper is following him all the way & it turns out have been providing him with food, which explains why he hasn't starved to death yet. It also explains why the police this time have just ignored him, knowing he was trying to set himself up again.

Today he crossed the border into England, so now he's Northumberland's problem, not ours. Good riddance Stephen Gough.

Worse luck for England, he's now got a copycat, someone called Nigel Keer who is a bus driver & has just won a court case to get up to the same.




Another attention seeking tool. All this talk about "freedom" and liberation - so why do they both wear hats, shoes and socks?

Running around in the scud doesn't make him a hero or (as I suspect is his real motive) some sort of uber-manly stud. He's got a pot belly & man boobs, saggy man boobs at that, & should be wearing a burka, never mind clothes.

Why is it the ones wanting to run around in buck naked are the very ones with bodies that if they were put in for an MOT the garage would say "I'd send it to the scrapyard". If they offered themselves up for a Nepalese Sky burial, the vultures would probably go "um no thanks, I'm on a diet this week". Daft idiots!