Could someone please chuck the Naked Rambler into a big patch of nettles?

[Minty]

He's back out again, walking in the buff again, trying to go see his teenage children again, & The Guardian are defending his right to behave like a selfish pillock, again.

http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree...ed-rambler

This is in the same week there was a programme on Channel 4 about Spielplatz, Hertfordshire, the only nudie community in the UK which is in danger of shutting down due to lack of members.

Am I the only one seeing the clear answer to his little problem? Of course it would mean he'd no longer be in the newspapers or TV, but I'm sure that wouldn't bother him at all.