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Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
29-04-2009, 08:49 PM
Post: #11
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
"Are your legs tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day."

Hehe, signatures rhymes with pignatures. x3
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29-04-2009, 09:14 PM
Post: #12
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
(29-04-2009 08:35 PM)Just Niall :3 link Wrote:"Let's go back to my place and get hammered, and then I'll nail you."
LOL, that sounds so wrong Tongue

(12-04-2010 10:57 PM)CassieeBethh Wrote:Toilet seats are just yucky. Like... it's just wrong when you think how many butts have been on it.
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29-04-2009, 09:23 PM
Post: #13
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
"That outfit would look great on my bedroom floor."
"You must be a cop because you look like this city's finest."
"I lost my number; can I have yours?"
"I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?"

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(08-09-2009 12:00 AM)Who's David pid=' Wrote:<br />OH NO. IT'S MIDNIGHT. *flaps wings*
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(03-09-2009 12:44 AM)Cassie Grint ;] pid=' Wrote:<br />I think this guy squashed my uterus at the themepark and it involved an inflatable hammer....<br />
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(26-03-2009 03:39 AM)Bambikins pid=' Wrote:<br />Haha, isn't it great? Wink Hopefully now I'll remember not to wink.
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(24-05-2008 12:56 PM)SHBambi pid=' Wrote:<br />I think I use way too many Wink smilies, though. Wink (&lt;--proof Wink) (&lt;--more proof...haha. {rolleyes})<br />
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29-04-2009, 09:52 PM
Post: #14
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
"Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?"
"I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south."
"I'm sorry, were you talking to me? (No.) Well then, please start."
"If I followed you home, would you keep me?"
"Your daddy must have been a baker, because you've got a nice set of buns."

(12-04-2010 10:57 PM)CassieeBethh Wrote:Toilet seats are just yucky. Like... it's just wrong when you think how many butts have been on it.
Joined SF March 19th 2008
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29-04-2009, 09:53 PM
Post: #15
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
(29-04-2009 09:23 PM)Jeremiah link Wrote:"You must be a cop because you look like this city's finest."

I don't know why but this one stuck out to me.

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30-04-2009, 12:30 AM
Post: #16
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
(29-04-2009 06:38 AM)Jenipurr ♥ link Wrote:Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?
I love that one,for some reason xD

"Did you get a ticket,because you must be to hot to be legal"
ROFL. Some girl said that to Nick Jonas.

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30-04-2009, 12:31 AM
Post: #17
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
"Excuse me, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

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(08-09-2009 12:00 AM)Who's David pid=' Wrote:<br />OH NO. IT'S MIDNIGHT. *flaps wings*
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(03-09-2009 12:44 AM)Cassie Grint ;] pid=' Wrote:<br />I think this guy squashed my uterus at the themepark and it involved an inflatable hammer....<br />
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(26-03-2009 03:39 AM)Bambikins pid=' Wrote:<br />Haha, isn't it great? Wink Hopefully now I'll remember not to wink.
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(24-05-2008 12:56 PM)SHBambi pid=' Wrote:<br />I think I use way too many Wink smilies, though. Wink (&lt;--proof Wink) (&lt;--more proof...haha. {rolleyes})<br />
[/center]<br />[center]Bambi and I are twins with mild complications. XD[/center]<br />[center][center][Image: m113.gif]
[/center]<br />[center][size=7pt]Styrofoam wishes you a Happy Halloween![/size][/center]
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30-04-2009, 12:32 AM
Post: #18
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
O___O
That is the weirdest pick up line.

No one ever does pick up lines over here. XD

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30-04-2009, 12:33 AM
Post: #19
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
"Is that a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them."

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(08-09-2009 12:00 AM)Who's David pid=' Wrote:<br />OH NO. IT'S MIDNIGHT. *flaps wings*
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(03-09-2009 12:44 AM)Cassie Grint ;] pid=' Wrote:<br />I think this guy squashed my uterus at the themepark and it involved an inflatable hammer....<br />
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(26-03-2009 03:39 AM)Bambikins pid=' Wrote:<br />Haha, isn't it great? Wink Hopefully now I'll remember not to wink.
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(24-05-2008 12:56 PM)SHBambi pid=' Wrote:<br />I think I use way too many Wink smilies, though. Wink (&lt;--proof Wink) (&lt;--more proof...haha. {rolleyes})<br />
[/center]<br />[center]Bambi and I are twins with mild complications. XD[/center]<br />[center][center][Image: m113.gif]
[/center]<br />[center][size=7pt]Styrofoam wishes you a Happy Halloween![/size][/center]
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30-04-2009, 12:46 AM
Post: #20
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
"Where have you been all my life?"

and another one

guy drops sugar packet into a girls lap "hey, is that your name tag?"

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