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Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
30-04-2009, 01:18 AM
Post: #21
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
This one's really dirty:

"Come and sit on my lap and lets talk about the first thing that 'pops up'."

So bad!

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(03-09-2009 12:44 AM)Cassie Grint ;] pid=' Wrote:<br />I think this guy squashed my uterus at the themepark and it involved an inflatable hammer....<br />
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(26-03-2009 03:39 AM)Bambikins pid=' Wrote:<br />Haha, isn't it great? Wink Hopefully now I'll remember not to wink.
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(24-05-2008 12:56 PM)SHBambi pid=' Wrote:<br />I think I use way too many Wink smilies, though. Wink (&lt;--proof Wink) (&lt;--more proof...haha. {rolleyes})<br />
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30-04-2009, 01:26 AM
Post: #22
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
LOL.
That's funny

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30-04-2009, 01:28 AM
Post: #23
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
Here's one for [removed] Tongue

"Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten-I-see!"

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(08-09-2009 12:00 AM)Who's David pid=' Wrote:<br />OH NO. IT'S MIDNIGHT. *flaps wings*
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(03-09-2009 12:44 AM)Cassie Grint ;] pid=' Wrote:<br />I think this guy squashed my uterus at the themepark and it involved an inflatable hammer....<br />
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(26-03-2009 03:39 AM)Bambikins pid=' Wrote:<br />Haha, isn't it great? Wink Hopefully now I'll remember not to wink.
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(24-05-2008 12:56 PM)SHBambi pid=' Wrote:<br />I think I use way too many Wink smilies, though. Wink (&lt;--proof Wink) (&lt;--more proof...haha. {rolleyes})<br />
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30-04-2009, 01:34 AM
Post: #24
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
That's from Hannah Montana too, lmao.

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30-04-2009, 01:39 AM
Post: #25
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
It is? Oh well Tongue

"Let's make like fabric softener and Snuggle."

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(08-09-2009 12:00 AM)Who's David pid=' Wrote:<br />OH NO. IT'S MIDNIGHT. *flaps wings*
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(03-09-2009 12:44 AM)Cassie Grint ;] pid=' Wrote:<br />I think this guy squashed my uterus at the themepark and it involved an inflatable hammer....<br />
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(26-03-2009 03:39 AM)Bambikins pid=' Wrote:<br />Haha, isn't it great? Wink Hopefully now I'll remember not to wink.
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(24-05-2008 12:56 PM)SHBambi pid=' Wrote:<br />I think I use way too many Wink smilies, though. Wink (&lt;--proof Wink) (&lt;--more proof...haha. {rolleyes})<br />
[/center]<br />[center]Bambi and I are twins with mild complications. XD[/center]<br />[center][center][Image: m113.gif]
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30-04-2009, 01:41 AM
Post: #26
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
I can't think of any, lol.

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30-04-2009, 01:48 AM
Post: #27
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
"If I could change the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' closer together."

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(08-09-2009 12:00 AM)Who's David pid=' Wrote:<br />OH NO. IT'S MIDNIGHT. *flaps wings*
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(03-09-2009 12:44 AM)Cassie Grint ;] pid=' Wrote:<br />I think this guy squashed my uterus at the themepark and it involved an inflatable hammer....<br />
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(26-03-2009 03:39 AM)Bambikins pid=' Wrote:<br />Haha, isn't it great? Wink Hopefully now I'll remember not to wink.
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(24-05-2008 12:56 PM)SHBambi pid=' Wrote:<br />I think I use way too many Wink smilies, though. Wink (&lt;--proof Wink) (&lt;--more proof...haha. {rolleyes})<br />
[/center]<br />[center]Bambi and I are twins with mild complications. XD[/center]<br />[center][center][Image: m113.gif]
[/center]<br />[center][size=7pt]Styrofoam wishes you a Happy Halloween![/size][/center]
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30-04-2009, 01:48 AM
Post: #28
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
(30-04-2009 01:28 AM)Jeremiah link Wrote:Here's one for [removed] Tongue

"Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten-I-see!"
XD
ROFL. I remember that episode.
Cheesiest shizz ever though. x]

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30-04-2009, 01:57 AM
Post: #29
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
(30-04-2009 01:48 AM)Jeremiah link Wrote:"If I could change the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' closer together."

lol

those are really funny!
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30-04-2009, 01:58 AM
Post: #30
Re: Corny/Cheesy Pick-Up Lines
"Is that an 'X' on your pants? Because I see a fine booty."

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(08-09-2009 12:00 AM)Who's David pid=' Wrote:<br />OH NO. IT'S MIDNIGHT. *flaps wings*
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(03-09-2009 12:44 AM)Cassie Grint ;] pid=' Wrote:<br />I think this guy squashed my uterus at the themepark and it involved an inflatable hammer....<br />
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(26-03-2009 03:39 AM)Bambikins pid=' Wrote:<br />Haha, isn't it great? Wink Hopefully now I'll remember not to wink.
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(24-05-2008 12:56 PM)SHBambi pid=' Wrote:<br />I think I use way too many Wink smilies, though. Wink (&lt;--proof Wink) (&lt;--more proof...haha. {rolleyes})<br />
[/center]<br />[center]Bambi and I are twins with mild complications. XD[/center]<br />[center][center][Image: m113.gif]
[/center]<br />[center][size=7pt]Styrofoam wishes you a Happy Halloween![/size][/center]
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