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Tom Simkins · (This post was last modified: 14-01-2011 05:02 AM by Tom Simkins.)

Because I told you to.

What is the sine of 60 pi?

**Minty** · 15-01-2011, 09:59 PM

18 Oatcake.

Why can the birds all agree on the one tune in my back garden?

Tom Simkins · 16-01-2011, 04:43 AM

Because their conductor quit.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

16-01-2011, 08:24 PM

Because it envied ground meat.

Why didn't the same chicken have feathers?

**Minty** · 23-01-2011, 08:05 PM

(16-01-2011 08:24 PM)Cororon Wrote: Because it envied ground meat.

Why didn't the same chicken have feathers?

Because it wanted to be a Bald Eagle Tongue

Why didn't I know better than to eat that disgusting hot dog?

24-01-2011, 06:14 PM

(23-01-2011 08:05 PM)WaffenThinMint Wrote: Why didn't I know better than to eat that disgusting hot dog?

Because I served it to you with an innocent smile? Sleepy

Want to try my chamber pot roast?

**Minty** · 27-01-2011, 08:30 PM

I'd have to be potty to try it?

If pigs could fly, would the price of bacon soar?

29-01-2011, 01:46 AM

Haha yes.

Why is Bacon a last name?

Tom Simkins · 12-02-2011, 02:57 AM

Because he died while stuffing a chicken (Sir Francis Bacon).

Why do I know that?

12-02-2011, 07:17 PM

Wow! He had a fitting name then, related to food! =O

You knew that because you've read the chickens diary.

Why did the chicken write a diary?