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19-12-2011, 01:52 AM

cause the sky is pink Tongue

why did the onion say quack?

**Minty** · 19-12-2011, 09:35 AM

Because it was far too terrified to miaow about its experiences.

Why is it raining bumbee bees?

19-12-2011, 04:14 PM

because the pink unicorn told me too Tongue

why does the tree have legs? O_O

**Minty** · 21-12-2011, 01:00 PM

Because the chimpanzee has just bought himself a three piece suite.

Why is the rain so dry?

21-12-2011, 01:47 PM

because the teapot exploded

why are my socks on backwards?

**Minty** · 22-12-2011, 11:17 AM

Because you turned on the telly.

Why is the polar bear trying to sell me double glazing?

22-12-2011, 02:15 PM

cause your Dog wanted some toast for breakfast

why did i turn the light on upside down?

**Minty** · 23-12-2011, 12:46 AM

Because it wanted to pole dance.

Why is my wardrobe shouting at me?

23-12-2011, 12:48 AM

cause you left the fridge in the oven!

why do i have a mustashe?

**Minty** · 25-12-2011, 02:41 PM

Because it's Christmas

Why are the windows singing carols?