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25-12-2011, 03:20 PM

because your doing the hula remember? Tongue

why is MY Chicken dinner doing the hula? O_O

**Minty** · 25-12-2011, 07:06 PM

Because it feels like Panda Tonight

Why hasn't the Christmas tree changed channels?

25-12-2011, 07:10 PM

one of your friends dressed in drag Tongue

why is the washing machine talking to me?

**Minty** · 25-12-2011, 08:49 PM

Because the kettle is running a bath.

Why is next door neighbour's car making an omelette?

**Ollie** · 27-12-2011, 09:46 AM

Because the cat is a slave.

why do we eat, sleep, breathe and drink?

**Minty** · 27-12-2011, 04:02 PM

Because we're not washing machines & so can't wash, spin, dry.

Why is next door neighbour's shed eating that omelette the car made?

27-12-2011, 04:08 PM

cause the Cat was on holiday and it wanted to dance the hula

why does Cororon's armpits smell?

**Minty** · 27-12-2011, 04:45 PM

Because she's made out of Pedigree Chum

Why are the magpies on the tree outside doing the rhumba? [Image: sohappy.gif]

27-12-2011, 04:48 PM

because it's tuesday and you was wearing a dress, you felt pretty Tongue

(lol)

why do i drink tea so much?

**Minty** · 27-12-2011, 04:51 PM

Because you ran out of coal

Why has the moon grown ears? [Image: juggle.gif]