Mayhem Hall

[Minty]

Day 1 - Sunday




Everyone arrived in one piece although there was one minor scuffle upon arrival.




Today's lesson learnt is fresh fruit & veg is a topic likely to cause Bobert & Breebree to come to blows.

Best get everyone to the Meet & Greet.




"And as they're coming up to the first fence its Serp3821 from Yo! Who Moved My Cheese, with Ollie and Broadway Beckons two lengths behind, Ahmed at another two lengths and losing ground."




At the Meet & Greet everyone spend the first hours around the goodies table getting in each others way, complaining loudly about it, & doing the Teapot pose.




Steven got to thinking what his chances would be with Manisha Kapoor. "Not with those pants & shoes" Jeremiah reckons by the look of his gaze. Serp-a-derp!




Breebree bolted upstairs with Ahmed to raid the goody tables, but Ahmed made a bee line for the puggies, where he spent most of the daylight hours.




This was the point my first worries about the courses everyone was taking started. Ollie's taking Tech, yet started practicing painting.




[removed], Yo!WhoMovedMyCheese & Bobert started mucking around with those science contraptions, but Cassie's the only Scientist-Medic.




Minty's in Fine Arts, but spent an hour speaking to an empty room (you'd think he'd get enough practice on the forum!)




While they were all busy skilling up in skills they didn't need at Uni, everyone else was having a blast. Caspin played Steven's love interest at table-tennis (Steven had got bored & went home the earliest) whilst Breebree and Cassie hit the table football & provided one of the more disturbing moments of the day, Cassie talking about handcuffs, & it giving Breebree a positive relationship moodlet with her.




Yo!WhoMovedMyCheese proved to be the dark horse of the day. He was the only one who got a party invite, by Ye Gangnam to a Juice Kegger at 178 Presidents Drive, & decided to prepare for it by using the brain study machine beforehand. But it wasn't a smarty party he was going to - in fact it was a bit of a washout. Three guests only turned up.




That didn't stop him from making the best of it. He's harbouring desires of getting a juice keg for Mayhem Hall, so beware!




Unfortunately, his attempts to impress Ye Gangnam literally fell flat as his muscle buckled under the strain of trying to keep her enormous bum in the air as she got tanked up with booze. Mr Macho Biker Jacket Man took advantage to step in & leave him fuming.




"You don't stand a chance bud, I'm so cool I can make sparkly apples appear in my hand!"

Go on Andrew, punch him. You know he's earned it for being so smug.




Table tennis appears to be very popular, with Steven & Caspin thinking nothing of playing on the ourdoor table behind Malen Hall under the witching hour.




Also very popular have been the free Chunky Nougat Surprise bars everyone got, although I don't know why considering Ollie, Bobert, [removed] & Breebree all became sick afterwards (it didn't stop Breebree having another, with predictable results!)

Soon it was time for bed, & you know what that means?

"Ding dong, the deadly bed! Which old bed? The Murphy Bed! Ding dong, the deadly, deadly bed!"

Who drew the short straws? Or rather were the Sims stupid enough to go into them first?




Minty sneaked under the covers to pip Jeremiah and Bobert for the opportunity of their night's rest to become eternal, with Cassie sneaking over in the other one. Bobert seemed pleased at this outcome, Broadway Beckons less so.




For everyone else it was a scramble to get the other beds, except for Yo!WhoMovedMyCheese who after first considering going Dumpster Diving for a dare, decided to spend the night around the town snoozing on complete strangers' sunbeds & swimming in their pools. One day in, & he's already Mayhem Hall's Blutarsky!




Ollie thought he was spending a night on one of the sofas until Steven was forced by a call of nature to get up. "Thanks for the prewarmed bed" Ollie told him on the return, "but don't fart in it next time!" Steven was not pleased.

The big question is, did Cassie & Minty survive their night in the deadly beds?




On that cliffhanger I'll leave you until the next update!