Do as I say!

[Minty]

"You want extra pepperoni with that?"

Conquor the North Pole!

[Ollie]

Hold on, that's going to take a while.

Look at this post.

[Paul]

Okay.

Listen to Justin Bieber! Muahahahaah

[Minty]

Can't I have my toenails pulled out instead? It would be more bearable.

Bring me the head of John The Baptist!

[Caspin]

That's tricky... will you accept this flying pig instead?! He's cuter.



Find me a choc-chip brioche to dunk in my coffee.

[Paul]

I don't know what that is!

Go get me a 70" television and install it in my room!

[Caspin]

Oops, sorry. It's a nice sweet,buttery sort of French bread/pastry that I like for breakfast at the weekend.

Would a 70" TV fit in your room?!

Sort out my recycling and take it out to the bins (I feel too lazy to do it today).

[Paul]

Okay, that seems easy enough!

It prolly wouldn't fit in my room but make it fit!

Go buy me new socks!

[Caspin]

*stretches walls of Paul's room using power of mind*

I love shopping for socks! Here you go!






Make my dinner (pizza and salad, please, and a glass of wine), thank you.

[Minty]

Gets pizza.




Gets salad




Try the wine!





Fetch me a bunny with a pancake on its head!